You May be a Wingnut if....

• You may be a Wingnut if you screw people over every day except Sunday.
• You may be a Wingnut if you constantly smash your own property out of fear and anger over the world "socialism".
• You may be a Wingnut if you think all my Wingnut tweets are correct, but you're angry that a liberal is tweeting them.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think God invented the corporation.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think Joe Lieberman is really a Democrat.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think Jesus rode a dinosaur to work.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think the Apocalypse is a more believable explanation for the snow storms than Climate Change.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think Sarah Palin's book made the world a better place.
• You may be a Wingnut if you attribute the rising stock market to Reagan.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think "You Betcha'" is an enlightening political campaign slogan.
• You may be a Wingnut if you go to tea parties but don't actually know how to make tea.
• You may be a Wingnut if you get your news from one source.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think Clinton caused the recession and Bush is fixing it.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think it's ok that a politician can't remember 4 major platform points.
• You may be a Wingnut if you think climate and weather are the same thing.