New Non-Socialist Education Plan Proposal

Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 2:09pm

In short, I propose we do away with our "socialist" education system and privatize all grade schools. Children will be tested before entering and education insurance will be made available to each eligible child, with pricing based on a complex statistical calculation of gender, test scores, genetics, ethnicity, and health condition. We put profit before people so that we can earn billions it denying claims for tutoring, learning disabilities, accelerated programs, and the like. A strong lobby will be well-funded to ensure congress is well-fed and doing my bidding.

---- Update 12/19/2009 ----

Sean Hannity apparently likes my idea:

http://www.newshounds.us/2009/12/19/whos_the_radical_now_hannity_wants_to_eliminate_public_schools.php